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Well nm. Sorry but I got no time right now so check back lata, ttyl!! Jokes:
A blonde went into a travel agency wantin to go to the sun, when asked how this could be done the blonde exclaimed "we'll do it at nite duh"
An Irishman, a Mexican and a blonde guy were doing construction
work
>on
> > scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. they were eating
lunch
>and
> > the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned
beef and
> > cabbage one more time for lunch I'm going to jump off this
building!"
> > The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos
again! If I
> > get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
> > The blonde opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. If I get a
> > bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
> > The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned
beef and
> > cabbage and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his
lunch, saw a
> > burrito and jumped too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw
the
> > bologna and jumped to his death as well.
> > At the funeral the Irishman's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd
>known
> > how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never
would have
> > given it to him again!"
> > The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him
tacos
>or
> > enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
> > Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife.
> > "Hey, don't look at me," she said, "He makes his own lunch!"

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Nothin exciting. I start soccer next week and drum lessons too. And I got cheer on Wednesdays. W/b.Oh yea i got a joke for ya. Whats the difference between a skydiver and a golfer? (answer under poll)
A golfer goes: whack and then darn
A skydiver goes: darn then whack
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