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Hey this is my jokez page.
Hey this is my jokez page. Blondes are still the best even tho most of my jokez are blonde jokez. W/a, don take these seriously cause thats just mean.
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My Smurf Friend
This dude is so tight. I don know, I guess it must be the blueness, itn matches my page so well. J/k, lol. Bye!! |
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ok, this blonde gurl goes into this beauty solone wearing headphones,
askes for a hair cut. The guy goes"Well, first you have to take off your
headphones so i can cut your hair." Blone said " no i cant, if i take them off,
ill die." The guy said" ok...."
So while he's cutting her hair, she falls asleep. So he takes off her
headphones, and she dies! The guy puts the headphones close to his ear
so he can hear what she had been listening to,and on the headphones
there was a replaying messege saying " breath in.......Breath out......Breath
in.....breath out....."
there was this blonde, and she walked into this shop wanting to buy a TV.
Well, she looks a good shaped TV and says" sir...ill take this one " Then
the guy said" we dont sell to blondes" Mad, she walked off, the next day,
dyed her hair brown. She went back to the store and said" sir....ill take this
one" looking at the same TV from before. Then once again the mad said "
we dont sell to blondes" Aggrivated, she walked off, and dyed her hair a
diffrent color, she dyed it red. She walked into the same store, and looked
at the same TV, and said, "uh sir...i'd like to take that one please" as she
pointed to the TV. " we dont sell to blondes" he said again. " very very
aggrivated she asked " what? How do you know im a blonde!!!???" he
said" Because thats a microwave, not a TV."
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Another Joke 4 Ya
Why do blondes have more fun? (They're easier to amuse.) Yea go blondes!!
Why are Orientals so smart? (No blondes.) MK, now thats just wrong. Actually thats why Orientals are so boring. hehe, bye.
Here you'll create or edit a custom page for your Web site.
Scene: two guys are in a car and the car blows through a red
Passenger: hey buddy you just ran a red
Driver: relax my brother does it all the time
Car drives through another red
Passenger: you just ran another red
Driver: relax man my brother does this all the time
Car stops for a green
Passenger: what are you doing the light is green Driver: hey man my brother might be coming the other way
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What to Do while in K-Mart
10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code
3 (or Code Brown) in Swimwear,� and see what happens.
9. Tuneall the radios in the electronics area to a polka station; then turn all of them off and crank the volume
8. Try to put M&M’s on layaway.
7. Move Caution: Wet Floor signs to carpeted areas. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them if they bring pillows from Bed & Bath.
5. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 4. Take up an entire aisle of toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with GI Joes vs. the X-Men. 3. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
2. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
And, the #1 Thing To Do While At K-Mart
1. Set up a Valet Parking sign in front of the store!
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